“Easy, Bo*&jam$k!i, these humans prefer a confident, yet gentle entry!”

After an intense study of human interactions, the Ro9y8nzziltj earth visit goes awry when they attempt to convey their friendly intentions by flashing what they understand to be the peace sign.

“Alright, we’ve mooned a human. Now we just need to put graffiti on some crops and find something called a ‘bumpkin,’ then we can get off this planet.”