Here’s that erection assistant cream I borrowed, I know this is a big date for you tonight!

“Just give him a few hours in this position and it should go down, and for god’s sake, don’t try to touch it!”

Doris was the only passenger who managed to stay afloat after the horrific ocean crash.

Sarah had doubts about how breakfast cereal could save her marriage, but Ann swore by it, so it seemed worth a try.