“Sincere apologies for the mix-up, but I must say, these are some of my best work.”

The Proctologist of the Year awards were always full of surprises.

“Look Stan, we in HR are happy that you’ve found yourself, but don’t you think that dress is cut a little high in the leg?”

“I said I was a lesbian, Mom, not a thespian. You can stop crying.”

“Yes Steven, aliens are responsible for the crop circles in your pants. And no, do not post pictures of them on Facebook.”