“This scenario isn’t nearly as sexy as I thought it would be.”

“NO I’m not going to rebuild his crib. NO we’re not hiring a nanny for him. And YES this IS all your fault!”

“They may not be so pretty nowadays, but my girls have saved me from breaking a hip more than once.”

After an intense study of human interactions, the Ro9y8nzziltj earth visit goes awry when they attempt to convey their friendly intentions by flashing what they understand to be the peace sign.

“‘You won’t even remember it in the morning?!’ Seriously? You thought that would work? This is why I never come out with you!”