“Hon, I was diagnosed as an incurable nymphomaniac, I figure I might as well make some money.”

“But honey, you’re the one who told me I needed professional help!”

“Easy, Bo*&jam$k!i, these humans prefer a confident, yet gentle entry!”

“Your baby appears to be reasonably humanoid and free from grotesque abnormalities – congratulations!”

“Is that a bottle of water? What, have you been living in a cave? You can’t bring that much water onto a plane!”