Doris was the only passenger who managed to stay afloat after the horrific ocean crash.

Sarah had doubts about how breakfast cereal could save her marriage, but Ann swore by it, so it seemed worth a try.

“It was the one in the middle, Officer. He ran by quickly, but I’d recognise that bulbous head anywhere.”

“Look, Jim, we in accounting know that you creatives have your own rules,

but did you really think shouting Avada Kedavra at the client

was helpful to anyone?”

“Don’t be alarmed, I’m pretty sure those bumps are there for your pleasure.”